For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up somewhere like Madrid or Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring women than you can. Because sex consistently easily sells, so all you need is some females who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Adult males will definitely spend for fornication, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right?

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically run by moggies to offer fellas the chance to get their rocks off. So get an internet site done (by pussies) and off you go.

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with hookers asking to join you and adult males desperate to pay money for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably hidden away past page sixty nine somewhere because it is a new site with no history and no or very few backlinks. You do not know what backlinks are? Ah. You may have a little bit of an SEO problem there, then.

But it is fine. Fornication consistently will sell. Male will buy tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck. How hard can it be to sell a date with a beautiful escort girl in Barcelona?

You do not know how to build an online site? Never mind, I am sure you nephew Petey can do it. He is good with that Instagram and Snapchat stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your income to build you a nice internet site. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, an online site is just a business website. How hard can it be?

By the way, putting those photos of Shakira and Jennifer Lawrence on your new business website because you have no actual hotties? Not your best move. Enjoy the bill for that one.


The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because will sell sex is allowed by the law in Spain, and because sexual activity continually sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women easily selling blowjobs for twenty euros.

“Sex sells” they proclaim. “You can never fail to sell sex” they declare. “Adult male will consistently purchase sexual practice” purportedly. “Males will spend for boobs until they are broke or dead”.

And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done a place, you do not have any working females anyway.

So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will need to do now is put them in all the bars. But people will not let you. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off.


So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

Hmm … purportedly it just isn’t really that straightforward.

And so it must definitely be simple owning an escort firm then. Most especially if you’re doing work in someplace such as Madrid or Barcelona in Spain, when purchasing and marketing fornication is thoroughly lawful (The Spanish actually have no regulations with regards to it 1 way or the other ). If fornication continuously sell, and fellas will always shell out money for sexuality, how tough will it be to earn large volumes of profits with little effort? All you have to do is get a couple of Madrid escort ladies to perform for you, do some advertisements, possibly build a web site, and that is it really. You then sit back, order your gold-plated pimp Range Rover with the pink leather seats and set out cramming cash money in your safe-deposit box…hmmm.

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